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  1. LaLaNicole* LaLaNicole*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 9:50pm UTC
    My lit teacher got a haircut today Me:Nice wig Mr.B what's it made out of Him:Your moms chest hair!!!I literally love this man so much more now

  2. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 3:29pm UTC
    So my Algebra 2 teacher is officially my new favorite teacher.
    She wanted someone to come to the board today, so she said
    "So who wants to volunteer as tribute?"
    Then when no one volunteered, she dramatically chose a name
    from our class list and yelled,
    "The tribute for classroom A113 is Jillian!"
    And then I was making my way to the board, she added
    "May the odds be ever in your favor."

  3. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 12:31am UTC
    guys,
    we sang happy birthday to Niall yesterday in drama.
    the whole class was forced to sing it.
    Steph = Best Teacher EVER.

  4. Delusionalpieceofdust  * Delusionalpieceofdust *
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    So, the other day at my English class, my teacher started to talk about how perfectly designed Harry Styles' hairstyle is. Saying that it wasn't natural, that every curl was perfectly molded.

  5. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 5:28am UTC
    I would be a horrible teacher.
    My class would be like "I didn't do my homework" and I'd be like "oh that's okay I wasn't going to actually take the time to check it, you guys can just go on your laptops and talk while I do my own personal stuff on my laptop but when other students/admin come in we have to pretend like we're working" and that would be my class I'd be the most liked teacher in the school but at the end of the year every single student in my class would fail.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:49am UTC
    my science teacher just pulled all of the girls in the class aside and told us that he knows a lot of people think that boys are better at science and maths than girls, and that most people think of a man when they think of a scientist, but he knows that it isn't true, and that we are very smart and very talented and we shouldn't ever let anyone use our gender against us to stop us from doing what we want. i love him infinite amounts.

:)

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