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  1. ♡infinity* ♡infinity*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2015 2:35pm UTC
    I don't really think that ever walked a mile in my shoes.
    I don't really think that you know what I've been through.

  2. Goose Goose
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2014 5:33pm UTC
    God, my misspellings are terrible. "Ben was focused on his plate of parkas". Yes. That was exactly what I meant to say. Because Ben now eats parkas apparently.

  3. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 11:51pm UTC
    Ben, most people would turn
    you away, I don't listen to a word they say
    THEY DON'T SEE YOU AS I DO,
    I wish they would try to

  4. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 11:40pm UTC
    I used to say to say to say
    "I" and "Me" now it's "us", now it's "we".
    Please don't remove this!

  5. BENdrowned BENdrowned
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 12:23pm UTC
    "You shouldn't have done that."
    -BEN Drowned

  6. kyyrraah* kyyrraah*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    *Ben getting snacks in class*
    Ben: Do you have change for a 5?
    Teacher: No.
    Ben: Then how much crap can i get for 5 dollars?
    Teacher: A lot.
    *All of the kids run up and get snacks
    with his money and he is left with raisins*
    I dont know about you, but i thought that was funny. XD

  7. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    Slendy, Jeff the Killer and Ben Drowned (Plus me) I found this on youtube, And there was one character I did not know the name of, so I decided that the character looked like me, so...I will just say its me! I made a few difference aswell, too names and stuff:
    Slendy: -Walks over to the fridge- Hey Ben got anything to drink?
    Ben: -Sitting on table playing video game on laptop, Jeffery across from him- Yeah! In the fridge
    Jeff: Hey, Can you pass me some Malk?
    Slendy: -raises none exsitant eyebrow- I dont think we have any malk but i can get you some milk!
    Ben: Thats...what he just said!
    Jeff: yeah, give me the malk!
    Slendy: No your saying MALK like its a diese!
    Ben: -Laughs softly- How do you say it?
    Slendy: I say It the way everyone ortta say it "Milk" M.I.L.K
    Ben: Yeah, Like to 2 percent!
    Jeff: yeah like whole Malk!
    Slendy: No say Milkshake!
    Jeff: Milkshake!
    Slendy: Now say milk!
    Jeff: Malk!
    Slendy: -slaps black arm over his face twice- Are-Are you hearing this? -Turns to Ben-
    Ben: Yeah the guy wants a glass of molk!
    Slendy: MOLK?!?
    Ben: GIVE HIM THE MOLK SLENDY!
    Me: Ben! Inside voices please!
    Ben:Sorry dad! -Whispers- my white friends!
    Jeff: SLENDY POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!
    Slendy: Why are you yelling at me?
    Ben: Just give him the frickin' molk!
    Slendy: you guys aren't even saying the same thing!
    Jeff: we're all saying MALK SLENDY!
    Slendy: No your saying malk, you saying-
    Ben& Jeff: BLUHAHAHAHHAHAHA, Blahhhhhhaaahahah, muuuuuuuuuuuuahahhahahah,errrrrrr!
    Original video is so funny, Andress of youtube video: http://youtu.be/zsy8NEfX4V0

  8. Elli_unicornpuke Elli_unicornpuke
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 1:13am UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    MACKLEMORE

  9. wittygirl1 wittygirl1
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 11:26am UTC
    I miss you.

  10. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    If i'd be your sadie xx
    would you be my
    ben?
    (Grease)

  11. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 10:25am UTC
    YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT

  12. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    me and my guy friend ben talking at lunch-
    him- i'm not good at comforting people..
    me- yes you are-
    him- no i'm not! its like i'm ten feet across the room sweeping their back with a broom saying 'there there' and im just so awkward ten feet away from them, poking them with a broom.

  13. eliseledoux81xo eliseledoux81xo
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 11:55am UTC
    I just recently learned that teachers do see everything,
    I also learned that my math teachers first name is Ben,
    I will never look at you the same "Ben"
    (you need to personally know me to understand this)

  14. Sutton Foster's biggest fan* Sutton Foster's biggest fan*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 1:54am UTC
    Am I the only person
    who likes the band
    "Ben Folds Five"
    ?

  15. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    I don't need friends
    i've got my good pals ben and jerry
    format jimmy365

  16. justsonglyrics justsonglyrics
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    Darling you're with me
    Always around me
    Only love, only love.

  17. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    spending valentines day having a threesome. with my friends ben and jerry, and we're using cookie dough too.

  18. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 9:04am UTC
    Ben Dover: Can you pick that up please?
    Me: Why don't you... Bend-over?
    *true story*
    Real guy in my grade

  19. askingmaryann askingmaryann
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    "Everybody deserves to know who they are & love themselves. Even if everybody who surrounds you doesn't like you."
    ~ Ben Ferris

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