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me and my guy friend ben talking at lunch-
him- i'm not good at comforting people..
me- yes you are-
him- no i'm not! its like i'm ten feet across the room sweeping their back with a broom saying 'there there' and im just so awkward ten feet away from them, poking them with a broom.

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