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Best Bears Quotes Ever

  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    Saw some footage of polar bears drinking water today, It's obviously fake, Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Pot heads argue that marijuana is good for you because it's natural.
    But, just because something is natural, doesn't mean it's necessarily good for you. You know what else is natural? Bears.

  4. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    black panda polar
    Format by Breeze

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 12:35pm UTC
    "bear with me" you say.
    we both turn into bears and escape into the woods

  6. AquaBubblezz AquaBubblezz
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    *People On Adverts*
    Woman: *Brushes teeth, gliding brush
    smoothly across pearly white teeth...*
    Me: *Grizzly Bear Style*

  7. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    I wonder if bears collect teddy humans

  8. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 6:40pm UTC
    Things I love?
    polar bears, grizzly bears, panda bears, bear bears, and bears

  9. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2016 5:38pm UTC
    I'm too scared of hurting someone
    The way I've been hurt by you

  10. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim

  11. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2016 11:28am UTC
    You've been crying out for forever
    But forever's come and gone
    You keep begging for forgiveness
    But you don't think you've done wrong

  12. aleexisbrookeexoxo aleexisbrookeexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    Valentines Day tomorrow! <3
    I can't wait to recieve lots of chocolate, flowers,& teddy bears from my imaginary boyfriend!
    Not.

  13. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    I just ate a huge bag of gummy bears I feel so fat

  14. hannahhere hannahhere
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    Who remembers Care Bears?

  15. thelostheartedteen thelostheartedteen
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2014 2:48pm UTC
    Yesterday, my sister and I were talking about our biggest fears. I asked her what she was most scared of and she said, "I'm terrified that we will never find world peace and that more wars will happen which will result in more deaths and more people dealing with the losses of their loved ones. " And then she asked me, and I scratched my head and replied with, "Well... Bears, mostly."

  16. Alan Alan
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:03am UTC
    I wonder if Bears have Teddy Humans ♥
    ...

  17. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 1:15pm UTC
    Gilbert Baker, also known as the "Gay Betsy Ross," designed the rainbow flag, or pride flag, in San Francisco in 1978.

  18. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    In Iran, a divorced woman is more marriageable than an unmarried girl with a ruptured hymen.

  19. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    A group of bears is called a sleuth or a sloth.

  20. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 1:04pm UTC
    A female bear is called a sow or a she-bear.

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