Best Bears Quotes Ever

I'm a Niall Girl*
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December 10, 2014 1:03pm UTC

A male bear is called a boar or a he-bear.

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ilovepeoplethatfollowtheirheart
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April 14, 2013 3:17pm UTC

idk just the charmin toilet paper commericals with the bears make me really uncomfortable.

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Pudding007
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August 19, 2013 9:04am UTC

Me out camping with a friend
Friend: Did you know grizzlies can run at like 35 mph?? and considering we're both kinda slow if one shows up we're dead
Me: I don't need to be fast, i just need to be faster than you

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SarahLee3494
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July 10, 2013 11:56pm UTC

When you say, "9 out of 10 forest fires are started by humans." All I hear is "Somewhere, there is a bear who knows how to use matches."

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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December 10, 2014 1:02pm UTC

Some people use yogurt as a facemask.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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December 10, 2014 12:58pm UTC

A hibernating bear's heart rate drops to 8 beats per minute.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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December 10, 2014 1:09pm UTC

Many scientists believed the planet would be quite tropical, and the first Soviet spacecraft was loaded with equipment to confirm the presence of water.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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December 10, 2014 1:02pm UTC

It is used to treat ulcers, relieve sunburn, and even prolong life.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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December 10, 2014 1:00pm UTC

In Iran, yogurt is referred to as "Persian Milk," and many Iranians consider yogurt a miracle food.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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December 10, 2014 12:57pm UTC

A bear's normal heartbeat is 40 beats per minute.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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December 10, 2014 1:07pm UTC

Prior to the 1970's, there was vast speculation among astronomers about the nature of Venus' surface.

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Losing It *
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October 29, 2013 8:46pm UTC

You know,
Amendment Two says that you have the
right to bear arms,
so whenever you see a bear,
make sure to take their arms because like
I said it's the law

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