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thelostheartedteen

1. thelostheartedteen
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   November 21, 2014 2:48pm UTC
   Yesterday, my sister and I were talking about our biggest fears. I asked her what she was most scared of and she said, "I'm terrified that we will never find world peace and that more wars will happen which will result in more deaths and more people dealing with the losses of their loved ones. " And then she asked me, and I scratched my head and replied with, "Well... Bears, mostly."
   
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2. thelostheartedteen
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   November 21, 2014 2:39pm UTC
   One day during class, my calculus teacher wasn't paying attention to where he was walking and he smashed his foot into his desk. He started to hop around on one foot, and yelled out, "MOTHER-----" but then he looked up and saw 23 students staring at him and smoothly finished with, "FUNCTION!" Thus, MOTHERFUNCTION was born.
   
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3. thelostheartedteen
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   April 30, 2014 9:55pm UTC
   You make me happier than a cheeseburger.
   Actually...
   maybe just a hamburger patty. Cheeseburgers make me pretty happy.
   
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4. thelostheartedteen
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   January 21, 2014 10:42pm UTC
   NEVER trust a dentist with bad teeth.
   
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5. thelostheartedteen
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   December 17, 2013 3:03pm UTC
   Nothing creeps me out more than old men with pierced ears.
   
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6. thelostheartedteen
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   December 10, 2013 10:41pm UTC
   Oh... You like bad girls??
   I don't want to brag or anything, but I played sudoku with a pen once.
   
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7. thelostheartedteen
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   December 8, 2013 10:47pm UTC
   One time, I lent the book Divergent to my Spanish teacher
   and she found my mom's yoga business card that I had been using as a bookmark in it.
   She started going to my mom's classes and talking to her
   and that's how I accidentally made my mom and spanish teacher best friends.
   
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8. thelostheartedteen
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   December 8, 2013 2:31pm UTC
   Me: Just one more page and I'll go to bed.
   *3 hours later*
   Me: Okay, I'm serious now, one more page.
   *Clicks to next page*
   
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9. thelostheartedteen
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   December 8, 2013 2:25pm UTC
   Today,
   there was a fuzzy on my computer screen,
   so I went to wipe it off,
   and that's the story of how
   I found out my laptop has a touch screen.
   
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10. thelostheartedteen
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    December 8, 2013 3:14am UTC
    Everybody I introduce Witty to instantly falls in love with it.
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    This one time I showed it to my best friend and we went through over 100 pages of quotes in a sitting.
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11. thelostheartedteen
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    December 8, 2013 3:09am UTC
    Sometimes you just have to make the best of what you got.
    
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12. thelostheartedteen
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    December 8, 2013 3:03am UTC
    I wish it were easy to tell you
    I miss you..
    
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13. thelostheartedteen
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    December 8, 2013 2:58am UTC
    I miss the way you use to miss me
    
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14. thelostheartedteen
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    December 8, 2013 2:56am UTC
    Where the hell do you live??
    In the moment.
    
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15. thelostheartedteen
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    April 8, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    Why do I read? Because books are better than reality.
    
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16. thelostheartedteen
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    April 7, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    Just please promise you'll never forget me.
    
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17. thelostheartedteen
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    April 7, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    I hated seeing pictures of you with other girls. Then I realized how much you must hate seeing pictures of me with him.
    
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18. thelostheartedteen
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    April 7, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    I found where I belong.
    Witty.
    
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19. thelostheartedteen
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    April 7, 2013 1:34am UTC
    I wonder if I'm on your mind as much as you're on mine...
    
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20. thelostheartedteen
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    April 7, 2013 1:31am UTC
    I love finding people who blow my mind. People you thought to be average, but end up being unforgettable.
    
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