Bears Quotes

CharliesTheName
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July 20, 2013 8:03pm UTC

I wonder if bears collect teddy humans

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SarahLee3494
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July 10, 2013 11:56pm UTC

When you say, "9 out of 10 forest fires are started by humans." All I hear is "Somewhere, there is a bear who knows how to use matches."

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Breeze
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July 7, 2013 6:25pm UTC

black panda polar
Format by Breeze

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CharliesTheName
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June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC

I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

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hannahhere
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June 5, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Who remembers Care Bears?

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Cammie
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April 27, 2013 10:57pm UTC

Saw some footage of polar bears drinking water today, It's obviously fake, Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.

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ilovepeoplethatfollowtheirheart
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April 14, 2013 3:17pm UTC

idk just the charmin toilet paper commericals with the bears make me really uncomfortable.

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AquaBubblezz
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March 19, 2013 2:37pm UTC

*People On Adverts*
Woman: *Brushes teeth, gliding brush
smoothly across pearly white teeth...*
Me: *Grizzly Bear Style*

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Hale_Storm18
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March 12, 2013 3:49pm UTC

Pot heads argue that marijuana is good for you because it's natural.
But, just because something is natural, doesn't mean it's necessarily good for you. You know what else is natural? Bears.

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clearlytruthful
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March 2, 2013 5:39pm UTC

I just ate a huge bag of gummy bears I feel so fat

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
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February 13, 2013 4:55pm UTC

Valentines Day tomorrow! <3
I can't wait to recieve lots of chocolate, flowers,& teddy bears from my imaginary boyfriend!
Not.

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Alexwise
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January 26, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim

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