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Bathtub Quotes

DunGoofed
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February 16, 2014 1:25am UTC
Laying in my bathtub (no water in it) watching my favorite Youtuber's stream.

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glitter162*
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July 1, 2013 7:39pm UTC
'Bathtub' spelled backwards is
still 'bathtub'.
It's not, but for a second there you believed me.

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Kyleeann96
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 12:41am UTC
only a true best friend
would lye in an empty bathtub at 12am
while she talks to her crush
for an hour and a half
only to have her come in crying to you
and we both sit in there laughing at how
stupid we probly
look just sitting in a bathtub
at almost 2am
I like to think that I really am a good friend
even if i dont think so sometimes

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jimboslice3
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March 23, 2013 10:52am UTC
'Bathtub' spelled backwards is 'bathtub'
It's really not, but for a second there you believed me.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 11, 2013 2:33pm UTC
How much spaghetti do you think it takes to fill up a bathtub?
I need to know for a friend.

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daisybug2000
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March 2, 2013 4:35pm UTC
Well there's an awkward moment
When you're in the bathroom
And
You're mind'in your own business
And
Then BAM a unicorn bursts
And trys to sell you weed...
Don't you hate that?

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