Best Award Quotes This Month

happiest*
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October 19, 2013 4:26pm UTC

miley literally is a genius she did all of this sh-t at award shows and performances and made people talk about her for months, and her album ends up being #1 and breaking records and now she’s just sitting back at her house laughing about all the money/success she has and going back to taking selfies with her dogs. she’s so smart.

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doublesidedice
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February 7, 2013 9:33pm UTC

Today in cotillion they were handing out awards before they announced the king and queen.
A boy and girl got each award.
There was the best dressed award...
The best hair award...
The best smile award...
The best eyes award...
And the best personality award...
Guess which one I got!?
I GOT THE BEST PERSONALITY AWARD!!!! :D

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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September 13, 2013 3:44pm UTC

10 shîtty yearbook pictures in a row
where's my award?

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KenzieKenz
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August 9, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Wouldn't it be funny if someone made a movie about
Leonardo DiCaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 7:44am UTC

That awkward moment
When you realise your zipper's down.

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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Me: Gets award for having all A's in French class.
Me: Currently has an E in English class.
#what

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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March 26, 2014 1:20pm UTC

*gets top quote*
me : *cries* oh my god! i'd like to thank-
*music starts playing*

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
April 9, 2014 8:22pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
AND THE AWARD FOR BEST TWIN IN THE WHOLE WIDE FREAKING WORLD
BECAUSE HE IS AMAZING AND PERFECT AND SWEET AND SPECIAL AND
LOVING AND CARING AND EVERYTHING ELSE GOES TO JOSHY! (JOSHCLOUD)

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ThisIsMe943
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 7:56pm UTC

The grammys are so predjudice.
Why limit an award to just old women?
We need a grampys award too.

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Kin
posted a quote
April 9, 2014 7:55pm UTC

AND THE AWARD FOR THE COOLIEST KITTY EVER/ MOST ADORABLE FIGHTER + BEST BUDDY AWARD GOES TOOOOOO JOSH AKA KITTY (JoshCloud) WOO HOO

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 7:02pm UTC

So guise, I believe the award to
the most adorable human being ever
goes to Charlie McDonnell.
Yes, the youtuber.
He just. Oh my lord.
If you disagree then it's because you don't know who he is.
#MANCRUSHMONDAY
#FANGIRLING
#QUANTUMPHYSICS yo
Yeah man.
Word.

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noseogefil
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 4:15pm UTC

That awkward moment when you have been on witty for over a year...
and have zero friends.
Okay, where's my "Antisocial Person of the Year" award?

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im_just_me
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 1:13pm UTC

I think i should get the sibling of the year award.

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Cari22
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 7:08pm UTC

There should be an award for the people that do the crap that other people are too lazy to do

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 10:41am UTC

Congrats to 1D on their 2nd VMA for Best Song of the Summer!! (:

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
May 19, 2014 12:43pm UTC

5 seconds of summer killed it at the billboard music awards they were amazing!<3

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
June 13, 2014 10:54am UTC

5 seconds of summer won best newcomer at kerrang awards! so glad they won, they deserved it!<3

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riddles
posted a quote
November 21, 2014 11:36am UTC

WELL, IT'S TIME FOR THE ANSWER!!
MUSHROOM
Here are the people who got it right!
*Smalltowngirl95
*cargirl14
*Liberosis
NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE "MOST RIDDLES ANSWERED CORRECTLY" WINNER!
*CARGIRL14, YOU ARE THE WINNER! :)
(HOPE YOU DIDN'T SEARCH IT UP!)
RUNNER UPS:
*SORRY, NO RUNNER UPS.

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