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  1. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    Me: I FOUND MY MIDDLE NAME
    Guy In Class: Did you find it on the toil- WAIT NO THAT CAME OUT WRONG. DID YOU FIND YOUR MIDDLE NAME ON THE ISLAND OF LOST TOYS?
    Teacher: Did that sound like what I think he said?
    Me: What did you think it sounded like?
    Teacher: It sounded like he said "Did you find your middle name on the toilet on the island of lost boys?"
    Me: *Laughing so hard I can not breathe*

  2. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 5:42pm UTC
    I just got back from a Model UN competition conference at Harvard.
    Rosegrams are tradition there (you buy a rose, write a note and send it to someone) and the director woul read the messages out loud while distributing them. One session, I got a rose. He started reading the message, which said, "You have beautiful hair, a gorgeous face, and a hot body. So point of personal priviledge (what you say when you have a question), be my date to the dance tonight?" Which was obviously followed by "ooooh"'s and catcalls.
    But there was more.
    "I have seen the scars on your wrists and I know you haven't eaten the entire weekend. I just want to make you feel beautiful again."
    As soon as my director read out the word "scars" I panicked - my face went blank and I just kept mouthing "stop stop" at him. He realized after a second and stopped, mumbling the rest of the message.
    But it was too late, because the entire room had gone silent from their cat calls, and every single eye in the room was on me as I walked back to my seat.
    There were 400 people in my committee, and every single person heard that rosegram message to me being read out. 400 people that I had to continue working with knew about the scars and empty stomachs.

  3. pearsareawsome pearsareawsome
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    Seriously.
    I dont mean anything to you anymore
    do I?
    but the real question is did i ever?

  4. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:26am UTC
    I am sorry for...
    all those people who lined up for food,
    and someone took the last thing you
    wanted.
    I know how you feel.

  5. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2015 11:53pm UTC
    Come place
    your hand
    in mine.

  6. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2014 10:12pm UTC
    Hugging your crush like

  7. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 8:33am UTC
    I
    HATE
    BEING
    STINKING
    SICK!
    *cries*

  8. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    Basically I am petrified of letting anyone use my laptop ever, because I'm afraid that they'll somehow find something absoloutely horrific or embarrasing that I had no idea was there.

  9. invisableme13 invisableme13
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    Well at least we get to talk
    although we never seem to say much
    Well at least i still get to see you in school
    although we stopped walking together
    Well at least we can still call eachother at night
    although you always have homework
    Well at least we can hang after school
    although we always have something after school
    Well at least we can hang out on the weekends
    although every weekend we have plans with our other friends
    Well at least we have a good chace of having classes together next year
    although your transfering schools
    Well at least i know youll always love me
    although im not so sure anymore
    Well at least i know
    Oh wait i dont know anything...

  10. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    Thats It.
    My Hair Just Officially Got
    R@ped By The Wind-.-
    Thanks.

  11. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 4:55pm UTC
    Is me being the way
    i am
    Making you worse?

  12. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    and I saw him for
    the first time in two years on my first day back. such a big school, and yet still on my first da/mn day. but what scared me the most was that my heart stopped beating, even though I didn't think he had
    a place in it anymore.

  13. pearsareawsome pearsareawsome
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 12:28am UTC
    please dont go.

  14. pearsareawsome pearsareawsome
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 12:16am UTC
    I hate the feeling when you have to pretend to be happy for someone
    when on the inside it feels like someone crushed your soul with their heel and spit on it

  15. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 2:10am UTC
    You've built your walls so high,
    that no one could climb it..

  16. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 12:26am UTC
    Today I asked my friend if she read the Divergent series.
    Her: Yes! I'm still mad ____ died.
    Me: I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE SERIES.
    Her: You should've said that!
    Me: YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST ANSWERED THE QUESTION I ASKED.
    I just spent an hour crying saying "WHY" to myself. Thanks for ruining Allegiant for me, Danii.
    Not really.

  17. Grace* Grace*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    So here you are, two steps ahead and staying on guard
    Every lesson forms a new scar
    They never thought you'd make it this far

  18. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    So cute when your cousin tells you she hates you!
    Just another person to check off my list who hates me.....

  19. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    ♦SING THE CUP SONG ONE MORE TIME I FREAKING DARE YOU♦

  20. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 12:05am UTC
    cuz im a hazard to myself
    dont let me get me
    im my own worst enemy
    its bad when you annnoy yourself
    so irritaiting
    dont wanna be my friend no more
    i wanna be somebody else....
    P!nk

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