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  1. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2015 11:53pm UTC
    Come place
    your hand
    in mine.

  2. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2014 10:12pm UTC
    Hugging your crush like

  3. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 4:55pm UTC
    Is me being the way
    i am
    Making you worse?

  4. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 10:26pm UTC
    Once youre In Love,
    Then you're In love there is no off and on switch.
    You can't control it.
    Love isn't a straight line,
    It's confusing.
    And it can happen with anyone.

  5. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 7:40pm UTC
    If i hear another Jason Mraz song today
    I'm going to break the radio.

  6. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 5:55pm UTC
    And i'm sad...
    again.

  7. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 11:45pm UTC
    I'm just sitting
    here
    wondering
    why i can't let
    go.

  8. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 3:00am UTC
    So a crush only lasts four months huh..?
    Well that explains a lot..

  9. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 9:55pm UTC
    You might as well take a gun and point it to my chest.

  10. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 5:42pm UTC
    I just got back from a Model UN competition conference at Harvard.
    Rosegrams are tradition there (you buy a rose, write a note and send it to someone) and the director woul read the messages out loud while distributing them. One session, I got a rose. He started reading the message, which said, "You have beautiful hair, a gorgeous face, and a hot body. So point of personal priviledge (what you say when you have a question), be my date to the dance tonight?" Which was obviously followed by "ooooh"'s and catcalls.
    But there was more.
    "I have seen the scars on your wrists and I know you haven't eaten the entire weekend. I just want to make you feel beautiful again."
    As soon as my director read out the word "scars" I panicked - my face went blank and I just kept mouthing "stop stop" at him. He realized after a second and stopped, mumbling the rest of the message.
    But it was too late, because the entire room had gone silent from their cat calls, and every single eye in the room was on me as I walked back to my seat.
    There were 400 people in my committee, and every single person heard that rosegram message to me being read out. 400 people that I had to continue working with knew about the scars and empty stomachs.

  11. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 12:26am UTC
    Today I asked my friend if she read the Divergent series.
    Her: Yes! I'm still mad ____ died.
    Me: I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE SERIES.
    Her: You should've said that!
    Me: YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST ANSWERED THE QUESTION I ASKED.
    I just spent an hour crying saying "WHY" to myself. Thanks for ruining Allegiant for me, Danii.
    Not really.

  12. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    Me: I FOUND MY MIDDLE NAME
    Guy In Class: Did you find it on the toil- WAIT NO THAT CAME OUT WRONG. DID YOU FIND YOUR MIDDLE NAME ON THE ISLAND OF LOST TOYS?
    Teacher: Did that sound like what I think he said?
    Me: What did you think it sounded like?
    Teacher: It sounded like he said "Did you find your middle name on the toilet on the island of lost boys?"
    Me: *Laughing so hard I can not breathe*

  13. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    So cute when your cousin tells you she hates you!
    Just another person to check off my list who hates me.....

  14. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    Thats It.
    My Hair Just Officially Got
    R@ped By The Wind-.-
    Thanks.

  15. pearsareawsome pearsareawsome
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    Seriously.
    I dont mean anything to you anymore
    do I?
    but the real question is did i ever?

  16. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 8:33am UTC
    I
    HATE
    BEING
    STINKING
    SICK!
    *cries*

  17. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    ♦SING THE CUP SONG ONE MORE TIME I FREAKING DARE YOU♦

  18. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:26am UTC
    I am sorry for...
    all those people who lined up for food,
    and someone took the last thing you
    wanted.
    I know how you feel.

  19. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    Basically I am petrified of letting anyone use my laptop ever, because I'm afraid that they'll somehow find something absoloutely horrific or embarrasing that I had no idea was there.

  20. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    and I saw him for
    the first time in two years on my first day back. such a big school, and yet still on my first da/mn day. but what scared me the most was that my heart stopped beating, even though I didn't think he had
    a place in it anymore.

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