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One time, my dad dropped me off at elementary school. For the first time ever, I was there first. My kindergarten teacher always had us wait outside in front of her classroom until the first bell rang. Anyways, I was so happy to be the first one there that I kept practicing the ways I would rub it into the other kids faces when they arrived. 
One hour passed
Two hours passed
Three hours passed
Eventually, the principle came and she looked at me with a truly sad expression. "Honey," she said, "there's no school today. It's Saturday." I drop my lunch-box and backpack. My entire world has been turned upside down. Everything has been a lie. My father is an idiot. 
This tramatic experience has made me the person I am today. 
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One time, my dad dropped me off at elementary school. For the

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