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peace9115*

Status: Guess what??? nobody cares!! :p

Member Since: 9 Feb 2012 08:05am

Last Seen: 19 Mar 2015 10:56am

Location: Candyland

Gender: F

user id: 272171

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Hi I'm Morgan and I'm boring so thats it... follow me and I'll follow back!! <3 U!

  1. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2014 9:40am UTC
    Less then a week until exams and i haven't even opened an educational book this week... whoops

  2. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    Ladybugs...
    The only insect that we are scared of even though we know it won't hurt us
    (Except for Dragon Flies... Those things are scary!)

  3. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 2:40pm UTC
    Today in school, my teacher pointed a ruler at me and said "At the end of this ruler, there's an idiot!" I got detention after asking which end.

  4. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 2:37pm UTC
    That's why I added the tator.
    -Howard Wolowitz

  5. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 10:44am UTC
    this is all I do during tech class... and algebra... and History... and English... and on the weekend but that's it!!

  6. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 10:41am UTC
    Have you ever pretended to have the hiccups just so you could eat peanut butter in front of your mom or is it just me??

  7. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 9:50am UTC
    NOOOOOOOOO I was at the top of Castle Rock, a huge ledge that you use stairs to climb up, and I was on the edge (there is a railing) taking a picture, and I dropped my phone. Way to be.

  8. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 9:28am UTC
    I saw this once and thought it was cool so now I'm going to do it...
    Comment your name and I'll tell you what goes good with it.

  9. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 9:00am UTC
    When you are pouring a really big glass of water and suddenly have to pee really bad.

  10. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    my pregnant sister in back seat of the car says her water broke. I turn around and she's holdind a broken waterbottle.

  11. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    I wonder what happens if u stop following yourself.......

  12. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 10:16am UTC
    Me: Dang my computer froze.
    5 year old sister:*puts computer in oven and sets timer for 20 minutes and turns onto 360 degrees*
    Mom: *bursts out laughing*
    Me: *sprints to oven to get computer*
    I have a messed up family.

  13. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 8:36am UTC
    MATH
    Mental Abuse To Humans

  14. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 8:24am UTC
    I can't do this long-distance relationship anymore...
    Fridge...
    You're coming to my room

  15. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 8:20am UTC
    Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

  16. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    Sleeping is my drug,
    My bed is my dealer,
    And my alarm is the police!

  17. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    If women could read minds... Every man would get slapped!!

  18. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:00pm UTC
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  19. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    Everything happens for a reason... Sometimes that reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions!!!!

  20. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    WITH GREAT POWER COMES A GREAT ELECTRICITY BILL!!!!!!

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