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*Walks into a shop*
Person: How can I help you?
Me: I would like a refund on my life, I don't like it anymore


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*Walks into a shop* Person: How can I help you? Me: I would like

7 faves · 3 comments · Dec 9, 2013 1:57pm

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funny · lol · sotrue · ifonlythiscouldhappen

Veronica Smith* · 1 decade ago
I actually did this once, the guy behind the counter put his hand on the phone and stared at me for a second, wondering if i was serious

He looked relieved when i started laughing.
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coolishowweroll · 1 decade ago
Pahaha that would be sooo funny;)) wish I was there pahaha
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Veronica Smith* · 1 decade ago
it was funny. i did tht last yr.
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