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I always wanted an older brother, so his hot friends could come stay
but then I realized he wouldn't have hot friends because 1) there's no hot guys at my school and 2) he'd look like a guy version of me so ew no hot guys want to be friends with that.

 
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I always wanted an older brother, so his hot friends could come

85 faves · 6 comments · Nov 18, 2013 5:59pm

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Austin* · 1 decade ago
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
Pfft I'm the only hot friend you have ;)
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maggiemay157 · 1 decade ago
yeah, my older brothers are useless. when they did live at home they never had hot friends except for when i was like 8 my brother had a hot friend, but i was 8 sooo yeah. useless
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lautnerlover98 · 1 decade ago
My brother does have hot friends but he never lets them come over :(
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desperado* · 1 decade ago
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
What's wrong with Asians hmm? Jk jk.
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