A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.
The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to
alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until
they're gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know
you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring
you a fresh one as soon as you're low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers,
one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each
other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So
right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're
drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week
he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, the man comes
in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more.
The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd
just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a
brother."
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit
drinking."
A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. The bartender
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Nov 1, 2013 7:14pm
Dman123 · 1 decade ago
thanks steve
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