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If your girlfriend is cold,

be a gentleman.

put her in the oven for

40 minutes on 350.

check often and serve plain

or with white gravy




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If your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven

70 faves · 1 comments · Oct 31, 2013 7:51pm

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