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  *last summer*
  Me: *calls my female friend* Hey you want to go to the park with me?
  Friend: Let me ask my dad.
  Me: Okay.
  Friend: Dad can I go to the park with Charlie?
  Friend's Dad: No dating.
  Friend: No he has a boyfriend.
  Friend's Dad: NO. He might turn you homosexual.
  Friend: But dad-
  Friend's Dad: No.
  Me: *hangs up*

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