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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2018 4:59pm UTC
    All dating is carbon dating.

  2. cassinovasboutique cassinovasboutique
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2017 10:16am UTC
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  3. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2016 11:35am UTC
    The Venn diagram of guys who don't like smart girls and guys you don't want to date is a circle.

  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2016 2:24pm UTC
    but speaking from
    experience, if your parents are constantly telling you something is off about that boy or girl you brought home, you should probably pay more heed to their words than an eye roll or flippant “you just don't want me to grow up”. They know. Their keen judgment is like a sixth sense. None of the subtlest warning signs that you've been too carelessly infatuated to see have escaped their notice. Nine out of ten times they aren't saying your new friend is giving off toxic vibes out of jealousy or selfishness or pure spite; they've sensed something sinister beneath the smile and manners, and they're telling you for your sake. Not so they can ruin your life and keep you all to themselves and ensure you don't get any. They only want to protect and guide you, and they deserve more credit for their efforts than condescending disbelief and disregard. Take their well-intentioned advice into consideration now, and you could possibly spare yourself a world of disappointment and hurt later. I've learned ‘mother knows best’ the hard way.

  5. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2016 3:45am UTC
    Before you date me
    You need to understand that I'm damaged. I get triggered easily. I have struggled with
    things. There are nights when I'm curled up in a ball on the floor and I won't talk to any
    one. I'll shut you out. I'm not going to be able to trust you for a while, because everyone
    has always left, cheated, or chosen someone else. I will need reassurance. I will need
    you. I will need you to keep choosing me. I'll need you to care when I text you saying I'm
    getting bad again. I'm a lot, I know this.
    So before you think I'm always happy, that I'll always be positive, that I'll always be smiling
    - know the reality before you get involved. Don't enter my life if you can't handle it. Lastly,
    don't you dare touch my heart if you aren't ready for that.

  6. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2015 11:59am UTC
    will u date me?
    breathe if yes
    recite the bible in Japanese if no

  7. riotgrrrl riotgrrrl
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2015 12:18pm UTC
    That moment when you really like someone,
    and you think that he might feel the same about you,
    only to find out he's not asking you to prom.

  8. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 4:07pm UTC
    I don't know how people trust online dating like I get freaked out what if your talking to a psycho or a serial iller the whole time! It's just freaky.

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2015 1:26am UTC
    I'm hella desperate for any kind of attention
    from boys, so if you take me on a date and I
    spend the entire time trying to distance myself
    from you, then it means there is something so
    wrong with you, not even my desperate a.ss
    wants to spend time with you. oh, and if you
    scoot near me, I will stab you with my fork,
    bucko. take me home, and no touch.
    (that sounds harsh lol. I'd like to state that I
    don't mean appearance.)

  10. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2014 7:15pm UTC
    a girlfriend is a bestfriend that touches you inappropriately

  11. SimpliciteLove SimpliciteLove
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2014 10:50pm UTC
    This is some advice to all the girls on here.
    A lot of you have just started dating. A lot of you are insecure about boys.
    I realize that this is a trivial time in your life, because I went through it too. Everyone does.
    It gets better, trust me. Eventually you won't be as boy crazy as you are now.
    And the boys who give you mixed feelings now will finally mature.
    I'm not here to tell you you're too young to date.
    I'm just asking you to take it slow.
    I look back now and realize how immature I was when it came to relationships.
    I mean, the boy had my first kiss with has a kid.
    Give it until highschool and let the pieces fall into place.

  12. hiimawkward247* hiimawkward247*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2014 9:48pm UTC
    I wish I was a boy so I could ask myself on dates
    We'd suck helium out of balloon Smash fruit, carve pumpkins, have a fight with the pumpkin guts, pet puppies, go to a movie, go get pizza and then take a walk under the stars. We'd do lots of fun stuff.

  13. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2014 11:45am UTC
    My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.–Jenny McCarthy

  14. xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx* xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 11:49am UTC
    " When we were dating, you never hugged me.
    But now that we are friends, you hug me.
    That was the hug that I had always dreamed of."

  15. londonxmaye* londonxmaye*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 2:51pm UTC
    Hello friends, dating is effing useless.
    Okay bye.

  16. Cupcake145* Cupcake145*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 12:25pm UTC
    If we're dating,don't be a sensitive b**** when I insult you, I expect to be insulted back

  17. icannottellalie icannottellalie
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2014 12:09am UTC
    Going on a date tomorrow...
    Omg...I'm so excited but so nervous at the same time!
    I hope he likes me enough to see me again!
    Fingers crossed guys!!!

  18. hopester_6 hopester_6
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2014 12:23am UTC
    It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to something or someone the more it wants to get away. You feel like some kind of criminal for having felt, for having wanted. For having wanted to be wanted. It confuses you, because you think that your feelings were wrong and it makes you feel so small because it's so hard to keep it inside when you let it out and it doesn't come back. You're left so alone that you can't explain. Damn, there's nothing like that, is there? I've been there and you have too. You're nodding your head.

  19. hopester_6 hopester_6
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2014 12:21am UTC
    This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can't give up because if you give up, you'll never find your soulmate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.

  20. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 11:47am UTC
    Dating tip: before you start to go online dating watch Catfish: The TV Show...it will really open your eyes.


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