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Cartoon girl from the 90's: I NEED IT. PLEASE OH PLEASE. I NEED IT. GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
Raven: *Pops head in my room* Oh... I thought you were actually going to have séx.
Me: With a 5 year old girl?
Raven: Aye. What 17 year old boy doesn't dream of banging a 5 year old
Me:
Raven:
Josh:
A hobo:
The Queen of England:
Viva la France:
Marshmellows:

Nicholas Cage:
7: *Eats 9*
Bunny:
Spoiled boy:
Me: True...
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Cartoon girl from the 90's: I NEED IT. PLEASE OH PLEASE.

27 faves · 23 comments · Oct 14, 2013 10:46pm

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truestory · sorrynotsorry · thisjokehasbeenoverused · funny

★♡flying high♥☆* · 1 decade ago
Lololol 7 eats 9 part
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meow* · 1 decade ago
Hahaha, so which 5 year old do you wanna fck?
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090127222803/tinytoons/images/1/10/Model_elmyra_color.jpg
Apparently, her.
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ruuso44 · 1 decade ago
i'd her i was 7
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!! X'DDD
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
♥ Lol but that is really funny!
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Ikr?
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
Oml yes ;-;
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ruuso44 · 1 decade ago
i'll give to you now... doggy style, 69, dirtysanchez, or you pick ;)
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Oh, you wish.
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ruuso44 · 1 decade ago
i don't wish irape like icarly on rapethursday
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Yea, I bet chu do.
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ruuso44 · 1 decade ago
you do too, i'm so sexy iturn people from straight to gay...
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Sucks you can't turn a gay man gay, hm?
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ruuso44 · 1 decade ago
i turned you gay good enough for me ;0 lets go do it like on the discovery channel
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Lolno. Maybe in your dreams bb♥
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ruuso44 · 1 decade ago
this is my dream Witty is all a figment of my imagination, Cookie monster is getting high off cookie dough so it defintely is
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Awe. That's depressing. You don't even get the séx you want in your dreams ;c
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ruuso44 · 1 decade ago
QQ hand me a tissue please QQ my life is ruined.... time to go chug some healthy seeds
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Didn't anyone ever teach you to spit until you two have a stable relationship? Gosh.
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ruuso44 · 1 decade ago
your just jealous.... my hand is such a good lover...
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
No, I think you're the jealous one c;
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