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  1. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2015 5:57pm UTC
    The difference between coffee and your opinion is I asked for coffee.

  2. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2015 1:53pm UTC
    "Oh my goodness! How do you speak such good English?!"
    Imperialization and colonization.

  3. Ryan Laykin* Ryan Laykin*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2015 10:38am UTC
    You talk so much to your friends, But wont say sh/t to my face. 👌

  4. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2014 6:29pm UTC
    I not only write tiny, but I type tiny too!

  5. lovinlife321 lovinlife321
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2014 11:21am UTC
    Your face just cracks me up.

  6. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2014 7:25pm UTC
    I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue all the time.

  7. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 12:20am UTC
    format by _Jannette
    If you don't like The Fray I probably don't like you

  8. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 3:38am UTC
    how do people even mess up movie adaptations there's literally a written
    plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

  9. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2014 5:02am UTC
    I'll say,
    "I'm Sorry,"
    but I
    don't feel
    sorry for
    -We are the in crowd
    "Carry Me Home"|Guaranteed to Disagree

  10. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2014 10:48am UTC
    Me waking up from a nap looking for food
    © format : jannette

  11. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2014 2:26am UTC
    Nobody is perfect. I might even go as far as saying that nobody is special. Sure, maybe some people have an amazing talent, or good looks. However, in the long run, we're all just doomed. All destined to the same gory, horrible ending. Death. Ultimately, we should all be wishing for things like immortality. Because we have much worse things to worry about than you. So stop typing, put the phone down. Get real.

  12. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 11:36pm UTC

  13. *xjillianx* *xjillianx*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 9:40pm UTC
    if I told you that i was " leaving " witty its's most likely because I didn't wanna talk to you anymore.

  14. Bye Summer* Bye Summer*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 10:41am UTC
    Answer 'em!
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? nah
    2. Do you like noodles? yeahh.
    3. Do you enjoy drama? If I'm out of it, yeah.
    4. Are you a girly girl? Sometimes lol.
    5. Small or large purses? Small
    7. Are you short? Not too short.
    8. Do you like somebody? Yes.
    9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? no, not really.
    10. Do you like Halloween? yes!
    11. Are you double jointed? nope.
    12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? In the school yard lol.
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Yeah.
    14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Not really, but there are a lot about my bff so I'm kinda involved.
    15. Do you call anybody by their last name? Some guys.
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Red.
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? dark.
    3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? Yes.
    4. Do you have a best friend? Yes.
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken ? yep.
    6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? No.
    7. Do you like your life? Kind of.
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? yeah.
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? about equal.
    10. How long have you had a facebook? For 2 years or so
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? haha yeah.
    12. What are your biggest fears? Being alone.
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? yep.
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? he's always on my mind. ♥
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? people can change, but they're hard to trust.
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? yesss.
    17. Do you ever wish you were famous? Not really.
    18. Are you currently missing someone? My bff, Maddy :(
    19: who are you texting right now? Caytlin, Jordan.
    Cowboy or Gangster? ..gangster? haha
    Face or Body? both.(;
    Sweet or Sexy? both, but more sweet.
    Contacts or Glasses? contacts.
    01. Eyeliner or Mascara? Eyeliner but both.
    02. Pink or black? Pink.
    03. Pumps or flats? flats.
    04. Skirts or pants? pants.
    05. Socks or leggings? Leggins.
    06. Hoodies or jackets? hoodies.
    07. Heels or sneakers? sneakers but I love heels too.
    08. Straight or curly hair? straight.
    09. White or black? black.
    10. Smoothies or lattes? smoothies.
    11. Diet or regular sodas? regular, except coke.
    12. Water or daiquiris? water.
    13. Pearls or diamonds? diamonds.
    14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? ashley.
    15. iPod or cell phone? cell phone.
    16. Friends or family? both are really important to me. ♥
    17. Lip gloss or lip stick? lip stick.
    18. Manicure or pedicures? Manicure.
    19. Tank tops or beaters? tank tops.
    20. Big sunglasses or small? big.
    21. Sunglasses or purses? sunglasses.
    IN A GUY ...
    Funny or Serious? funny. ♥
    Romantic or Daredevil? Both.
    Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? dark.
    Long Hair or Short Hair? whatever looks best on the guy.
    Curly Hair or Straight Hair? straight.
    Hockey Player or Football Player? football.

  15. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 9:18pm UTC
    From my SAT vocab cards:
    WITTICISM (noun)
    A witty remark or sentence

  16. sky_rain sky_rain
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    Dont Talk About It, Be About It!!!

  17. luna_rain luna_rain
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 10:30am UTC
    You know your a sorry friend when you take your "bestfriends" boyfriend not even a week after they broke up, after knowing how she how in love she was with him. No one is sorry that you lost you friends because you betrayed them sweetheart, so cut the pity party.

  18. luna_rain luna_rain
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2014 10:12am UTC
    If your gonna put your whole life on social media, then don't get p!ssed when someone reads it and starts to talk about it. That's no ones fault but your own.

  19. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 5:06pm UTC
    No but I will literally yell at you and then be like "Sorry if I was rude or offended you" or I'll compliment you a few times and be like "omg I'm sorry for annoying you" like literally I apologize for everything.

  20. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 9:53pm UTC
    If she says she had a dream about you,
    she wants the d.


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