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Yesterday,
This lil tweet was getting on my nerves
And pulling on my backpack when my back hurt like crazy.
So when I was sitting there about to beat the crud monkeys out of him,
This dude said, "Do you need a hug?" (yes I know the dude.)
And I said, "I don't know."
So he hugged me and I'm as tall as like his shoulder
And I smelt his jacket (cause his jacket was in my face)
So when he pulled away,
I said, "You smell good."
And my friends started laughing.
WHO CARES IF I SAY SOMEONE SMELLS GOOD?
I'll falcon punch them with evil rainbow bunny claws
If they laugh ever again.
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Yesterday, This lil tweet was getting on my nerves And pulling

9 faves · 2 comments · Oct 5, 2013 11:58am

*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*

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vent · true · hug · imweird · dontask · smelljackets · lalalalalalalalala · funny

sapphireflames* · 1 decade ago
You should've said
"At least he doesn't smell like donkey crap"
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
XD I should've!
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