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  1. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2015 9:57pm UTC
    友情の胸

  2. arianaa-is-my-queen* arianaa-is-my-queen*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2015 2:00pm UTC
    I'm just going to not talk that much anymore and see if anyone actually notices that I'm not okay.

  3. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2014 2:59am UTC
    you don't know what it's like to hate something you love

  4. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 9:20pm UTC
    What it says:Are you sure you want to delete this?Ok|CancelHow it seems:You wanna delete this, or nah?Shxt yeah|Oh hellllll naw!

  5. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 8:06pm UTC
    Two bottoms end up with someone trying to be a top, and not being very good -_- but when you love you give some things up. ♥

  6. Everybodydotheflop Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:00am UTC
    Bestfriend: -they're going to take over the world
    Me: Who?
    Bestfriend: THE SHEEP

  7. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 11:58am UTC
    Yesterday,
    This lil tweet was getting on my nerves
    And pulling on my backpack when my back hurt like crazy.
    So when I was sitting there about to beat the crud monkeys out of him,
    This dude said, "Do you need a hug?" (yes I know the dude.)
    And I said, "I don't know."
    So he hugged me and I'm as tall as like his shoulder
    And I smelt his jacket (cause his jacket was in my face)
    So when he pulled away,
    I said, "You smell good."
    And my friends started laughing.
    WHO CARES IF I SAY SOMEONE SMELLS GOOD?
    I'll falcon punch them with evil rainbow bunny claws
    If they laugh ever again.

  8. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 1:03am UTC
    Little Tip If You're Going To Date Me:
    -I am an instant jealous type. Very jealous.
    -I will cry. Fairy quickly too.
    -I will say I'm ugly so don't get offended if I don't believe you the first time.
    -Why am I typing this nobody will date me. Jk.

  9. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    Today I stood under the shower for half an hour, having a conversation with my self in an American accent.
    What is wrong with me?

  10. you made it til' 2015* you made it til' 2015*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    I can give my cat a b0ner
    Dont ask how
    I just can

  11. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    She's sick and she's wrong
    She's young dirty blonde
    And you sink inside her like a suicide bomb
    He says "I've seen bigger"
    She says "I've lit better"
    And they throw the matches down into the glitter
    Not a dry eye left in the house
    Go boy, go boy, run for your life

  12. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    I'm not the best at everything,
    but I'm good at something.

  13. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    "What's wrong?"

  14. 1DandDiamonds* 1DandDiamonds*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    i dont like you i like pie

  15. littleshrimp littleshrimp
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    when your mom asks you what's all over your arm.

  16. dannysprinkles dannysprinkles
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    The truth hurts, so dont ask for it.

  17. FundamentalSkeleton FundamentalSkeleton
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    If apple made a toilet would it be called
    iShit?

  18. LeedleLeedleLeedlexP LeedleLeedleLeedlexP
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    I'll be back in five minutes, if i'm not... just read this over again.

  19. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    Yes, I am jealous, but I'd never say it

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