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I was at a wedding reception once where
all the married men were asked to,
"Stand next to the one person who
has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost
crushed to death.























 
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I was at a wedding reception once where all the married men were

19 faves · 1 comments · Oct 3, 2013 8:18pm

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永久* · 1 decade ago
OMG THIS MADE MY DAY <3
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