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shhh9730

1. shhh9730
   posted a quote
   December 15, 2012 3:43pm UTC
   I`m in love with cities I`ve
   never been to and people I`ve
   never met
   ♥
   
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2. shhh9730
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2012 4:44pm UTC
   Teacher: Stop looking for reasons why you should learn all this beca -
   Random kid: Because you won't find any.
   TRUE STORY
   (this actually happened in my class)
   
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3. shhh9730
   posted a quote
   November 28, 2011 12:05pm UTC
   That akward moment when someone you know doesn`t accept your friend request on facebook.
   
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4. shhh9730
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2011 6:52am UTC
   Getting that comfy
   feeling when you get
   home after an
   exausting day
   ♥
   
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5. shhh9730
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2011 12:22pm UTC
   My best friend:Have you heard that song from Bulldog?Me: What song?My bestfriend: Oh.I meant Pitbull.Me: I think you confused the dog rases.We couldn`t stop laughing for like 10 minutes.
   
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6. shhh9730
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2011 10:33am UTC
   That weird number you get at a math test that makes you freak out because you think no one would put something like923765 . 2974 in a math problem.
   
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7. shhh9730
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2011 5:25am UTC
   Dear Avril Lavigne I`m pretty sure that you could come out with a better begining for the song sk8er boy instead of : he was a boy she was a girl . It was kinda obvious. Don`t you think so?
   
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8. shhh9730
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2011 10:21am UTC
   Go to Google
   Type in :"Who`s the cutest"
   Click "I`m feeling lucky"
   
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9. shhh9730
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2011 2:27pm UTC
   I just ♥ the "I would so date
   myself " moments.
   
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10. shhh9730
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    S h i m m y J i m m y ! He c a n c l i m b u p a t r e e i n n o t h i n g f l a t G r a b a r i p e c o c o n u t a n d s h im m y r i g h t b a c kH e ' s a r e a l w i l d m o n k e y H e c a n s w i n g a n d d a n c eY o u ' d b e t t e r w a t c h w h a t w h a t h e ' s t h r o w i n gH e a i n ' t w e a r i n g n o p a n t s S h i m m y J i m m y Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh - ah!S h i m m y J i m m yOoh oo h o o h o o h o o h - ah!M a n t h i s m o n k e y i s t h e c o o l e s t t o y a r o u n d D o o t d o - d o - d o d o o S h i m m y J i m m y ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤P h i n e a s and F e r b
    
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11. shhh9730
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 11:49am UTC
    "I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy."
    --♥--
    Dory
    Finding Nemo
    
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12. shhh9730
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    One day friendship and love met:
    Love asked:
    "Why do you exist when I`m already here?"
    Friendship replied:
    "I`m here to bring smiles when you bring tears"
    
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13. shhh9730
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    Boy:I wanna be a superhero.Guess my name Girl:Superman? Ironman? Boy:Yourman ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    
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14. shhh9730
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    ♥Teacher finishes her lesson"Any questions?"*Silence*The theacher leaves"What homework do we have?" I`m not the only one,right?♥
    
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15. shhh9730
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    ♥ A song sounds way better in my mind I guess I`m a better singer in my head♥
    
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16. shhh9730
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    ♥Feel the city breaking and everybody shakin` and we`re staying alive♥
    
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17. shhh9730
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    I knew a blonde so stupid that she called me to get my phone number
    
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18. shhh9730
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 12:47pm UTC
    That akward moment when your hair looks different and someone asks you: "Did you brush your hair or get a new haircut?"
    
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19. shhh9730
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 10:10am UTC
    Dear Katy Perry,
    No,I never felt like like a plastic bag.
    Signed,everyone:)
    
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20. shhh9730
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    Do you know what are the clouds wondering when it`s raining?
    "Why do people sing and dance in our pee?"
    
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