Me: My arm hurts.
Mom: It's the computer.
Me: My eyes hurt.
Mom: It's the computer.
Me: I have a nosebleed.
Mom: It's the computer.
Me: I have a fever.
Mom: Are you sure that's not from the heat of
the computer?
Me: I'm pregnant.
Mom: It's the computer.
Me: I fell down the stairs.
Mom: The computer pushed you didn't it?
