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I hate it when my friends all get together and theyre all sharing stories about their  worst injuries/accidents, and theyre like "one time i made a pipe bomb but it exploded in my hand" or "I was skating down the road at 30 mph, right?" and I'm just like

"Well, there was this one time that i tripped over the rug and scraped my knee..."
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I hate it when my friends all get together and theyre all sharing

8 faves · 2 comments · Sep 6, 2013 5:29pm

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brightvampierqueen · 1 decade ago
dude i have 5 ER trips becuas of bikes im afrad of bikes now
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meow* · 1 decade ago
That happened with my friends, (they were talking about broken bones) And i was just like, "Well, I broke a pencil before.." And it got really quite.. AWKO TACO WHO WANTS SOME GUACO. (loljk)
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