Why do they even call it school?
they should rename it
"the place we force you to attend so that you will
have no social life and learn things like trigonometry that you
will never use in your life unless you become that desperate math
teacher that i standing in front of you right now, with only 20
cats to keep her company."
"EEEEEUUUUUUURRRRGGGHHHHH" is also acceptable.