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The_Krusty_Krab

1. The_Krusty_Krab
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2013 8:44am UTC
   The whole world explodes, Everyone dies, nothing survives, complete obliviation, a new plague, burnt pizza, a giant metorite rushing towards everthing you love and every other terrible thing in the whole universe and beyond.
   Me: Oh Dag Nabbit.
   
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2. The_Krusty_Krab
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2013 8:18am UTC
   I don't understand how people can walk up to a stranger and be all flirty and cute,
   I mean, I can't even order pizza without being awkward.
   
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3. The_Krusty_Krab
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2013 7:41am UTC
   I really want a guy best friend over kik or something.
   just someone to talk to, we never need to meet or anything, but just like, talk.
   yeah rant over. <3
   
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4. The_Krusty_Krab
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2013 5:37pm UTC
   In religion, I've started calling pronouncing Jesus like Hey-zeus (like the mexican pronounciation)
   Just to annoy my teacher.
   so when he says who is the son of god, i can say, Well, it's Hey-Zeus... Duh
   
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5. The_Krusty_Krab
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   September 1, 2013 8:41am UTC
   I think the only reason i don't do drugs, is that i'm naturally so weird that if i take them either:
   1. it would cause a neuclear reaction and end the world,
   or
   2. It would counter-react my weirdness and I'll end up like some boring dumb person like Julia Gillard or something.
   or
   3. I would turn into Miley Cyrus.
   
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6. The_Krusty_Krab
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2013 7:14am UTC
   Why do they even call it school?
   they should rename it
   "the place we force you to attend so that you will have no social life and learn things like trigonometry that you will never use in your life unless you become that desperate math teacher that i standing in front of you right now, with only 20 cats to keep her company."
   "EEEEEUUUUUUURRRRGGGHHHHH" is also acceptable.
   
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7. The_Krusty_Krab
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   August 20, 2013 5:14pm UTC
   Ever find yourself serching something like WWI on a wiki page,
   then end up 15 min later, three articles deep in the political structure of egypt?
   
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8. The_Krusty_Krab
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2013 7:32am UTC
   kclSomeone walking into my classroom by accident...
   Them: Hey is this English Class?
   Me: No this... is... SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
   I need to stop watching movies...
   v ♦ v
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