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I just realized why my grandpa
called his sideburns "thigh ticklers",


Excuse me while I go walk in front of a bus.
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I just realized why my grandpa called his sideburns "thigh

62 faves · 26 comments · Aug 31, 2013 10:26pm

iLL-Legal Alien👽*

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beebessey · 1 decade ago
this post.
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*Eternally lost...** · 1 decade ago
Oh my god!!!
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iLL-Legal Alien👽* · 1 decade ago
Lmaooo Yepp xD
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*Eternally lost...** · 1 decade ago
Thats just like....wrong in so many ways, you think of older people as self respected elders not.. that xD
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iLL-Legal Alien👽* · 1 decade ago
Lmao my grandpa is opposite of all old people stereotypes xD.. Lets put it that way ahahaha
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*Eternally lost...** · 1 decade ago
I can tell hahaha, thats just... wow... hahahaha
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iLL-Legal Alien👽* · 1 decade ago
Lol and when he goes to gas stations, he'll see people like asking for money and stuff and before they walk to him, my grandpa will ask THEM if HE could borrow a dollar. hilarious xD
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*Eternally lost...** · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh, he sounds like a friggin nutcase! My grandpa thats living is so sophisticated somewhat lol, he's basically the green thumb of our church, because he has this huge garden!
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iLL-Legal Alien👽* · 1 decade ago
Really?? xD.. That's awesome possum ^-^ I love my grandparents,
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*Eternally lost...** · 1 decade ago
I love mine too, their awesome, I get a lot of inspiration from them ^.^
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IEatPieAllDayandNight · 1 decade ago
if my grandpa said that i think id just die right then and there
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polinaagoldberg* · 1 decade ago
I think I get it but I don't want to think what I think
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iLL-Legal Alien👽* · 1 decade ago
Lmaooo "don't want to think what I think"
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iLL-Legal Alien👽* · 1 decade ago
Lmao my face exactly
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br0kenwings · 1 decade ago
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. I NEED BRAIN BLEACH
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* · 1 decade ago
In the comments below, you called your grandfather a nasty little raisin. Done. Omg, XD.
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Sock_Monster · 1 decade ago
oh dear god no. that...that is...i ...that is disturbing. poor you
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BreeeFayy* · 1 decade ago
and then... but what..... omg.... what is life.... i dont even.... what just.... can i go throw up now
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MeowMeowPower · 1 decade ago
-vomits on cat-
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savannah* · 1 decade ago
I just sat here for like 5 minutes rereading this trying to figure this out and then it all came to me and I threw up in my mouth but now i'm laughing omg~
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iLL-Legal Alien👽* · 1 decade ago
Lmao my same reaction. Same thing. Except my jaws still on the floor. lol
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savannah* · 1 decade ago
if grandpa ever told me that I would probably throw up on him. like ew bye hahah
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iLL-Legal Alien👽* · 1 decade ago
Lmaooo @ "ew bye" hahaha xD.. Yeah my grandpas a nasty little raisin :/
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savannah* · 1 decade ago
HAHAH DID YOU JUST CALL HIM A RAISIN? wow that was great
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iLL-Legal Alien👽* · 1 decade ago
Hahaha yeah xD.. and I call him penguin cause he walks like a penguin lol x]
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