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When I realize my mother isn't listening to me
Me: So yeah, and at school-
Mom: uh huh, that's nice honey
Me: I gave birth to a salamander and I named him Chester; he's actually an asian salamander.
Mom: That's nice
Me: I'm done

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When I realize my mother isn't listening to me Me: So yeah,

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*

funny · mom · omg · jokes · hilarious · coolstorybro · ignoringme · salamander · tellitagain

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When I realize my mother isn't listening to me Me: So yeah,

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*

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funny · mom · omg · jokes · hilarious · coolstorybro · ignoringme · salamander · tellitagain