Friend: What if you opened your door and a huge
lion was sitting there?
Me: *gets up* nope nope nope...
Me: *climbs mount everest* nope nope nope...
Me: *wrestles an alligator* nope nope nope...
Me: *fights in UFC* nope nope nope...
Me: *in a coma* nope nope nope...
Me: *in my grave* nope nope nope...
