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Mauling Quotes

  1. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    Friend: What if you opened your door and a huge lion was sitting there?
    Me: *gets up* nope nope nope...
    Me: *climbs mount everest* nope nope nope...
    Me: *wrestles an alligator* nope nope nope...
    Me: *fights in UFC* nope nope nope...
    Me: *in a coma* nope nope nope...
    Me: *in my grave* nope nope nope...

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