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Me: Mom, i need money
Mom: What? Did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?





 
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Me: Mom, i need money Mom: What? Did you spend those two dollars

14 faves · 3 comments · Aug 13, 2013 8:24pm

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The Chosen One* · 1 decade ago
This Quote>>>Life<3
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
hahaha thx <33
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The Chosen One* · 1 decade ago
No Problem-o c;
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