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bowtiesuspense

1. bowtiesuspense
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2013 9:11pm UTC
   Im gonna be such an awesome parent.
   Wanna sleep in late? Thats cool
   Go to bed super late? Thats okay
   "Oh hey look I bought you your own computer"
   "yeah you can drink coffee I dont give a sht"
   "I know my cooking sucks lets go to mcdonalds"
   "I know idc if you talk to people online I mean they probably live across the ocean lol"
   
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2. bowtiesuspense
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2013 9:25pm UTC
   me two years ago: what's a fandom
   me now: what isn't a fandom
   
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3. bowtiesuspense
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   August 7, 2013 4:13pm UTC
   If you fall in love with two people.... pick the second one.
   If you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen in love again.
   
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4. bowtiesuspense
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2013 6:49am UTC
   Honestly it's okay to talk to yourself
   it's even okay to answer yourself
   It's when when you start jumping in with a 3rd opinion that you should be worried
   
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5. bowtiesuspense
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2013 6:43am UTC
   And she looked down at the scale
   the number
   was all that mattered and soon it
   c
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   n
   s
   u
   m
   e
   d
   her
   
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6. bowtiesuspense
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2013 9:13pm UTC
   You can't water a cat
   exhales
   a cat isn't a plant
   
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