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Me: *watching TV*
Me: *hears garage door opening*
Me: *quietly shrieks*
Me: *turns off TV*
Me: *hides bag of chips*
Me: *dashes up the stairs*
Me: *changes out of pajamas*
Me: *dashes back down the stairs*
*car door slams shut*
Me: *washes dishes in 5 seconds*
Me: *brushes hair in 2 seconds*
Me: *gets out pencil and eraser*
Me: *gets out homework*
Me: *pretends that I've been doing homework for a long time*
*door opens*
Me: *innocently whistles*

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