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  1. DeathGunner DeathGunner
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2015 2:37pm EDT
    Admit it, once in your life,
    you've tried to guess someone's
    password but failed.

  2. DeathGunner DeathGunner
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2015 2:26pm EDT
    Admit it, once in your life,
    you've tried to guess someone's
    password but failed.

  3. iDiv iDiv
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2015 12:07pm EDT
    being an adult and falling for someone younger is a disaster because you know it will end horribly or not even start out of fear.

  4. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2015 1:32pm EDT
    I fail more than I pass and that's what upset's me the most...why can't I ever be good at anything without failing all the time:(

  5. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2015 12:26pm EDT
    The only way to fail is not to fight.
    So you fight until you can't fight anymore.
    NEVER LET GO . NEVER GIVE UP . NEVER RUN.
    NEVER SURRENDER
    Fight the good fight. Even when it seems inevitable that you're about to go down swinging.

  6. peace9115* peace9115*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2014 9:40am EST
    Less then a week until exams and i haven't even opened an educational book this week... whoops

  7. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2014 7:19pm EST
    So my bf and I tried to kiss today
    yeah that didn't work out so well, oh well its fine
    Even though we didn't I'm glad you aren't mad that we didn't
    even though it was getting a little annoying telling me to look at you
    and when you wrapped you're arms around me from behind which I didn't expect
    and then you tried to kiss me when you looked at me when my head was down I was like
    dude really?
    just don't try to push me to do something I don't want to do or i'm nervous about
    cause that's what you did today and i wasn't too happy with it
    but anyways
    I'm glad I have a guy who loves me
    you're my prince and I'm you're princess
    I love you <3

  8. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 4:13pm EST
    *Me trying to share the Gospel with people*Me: Not only was Jesus a man,Me: But Jesus,Me: was Jesus

  9. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 1:01pm EST
    geometry, the procces:
    -geometry
    -geomecry
    -geomewhy
    -geomebye

  10. kmsxx* kmsxx*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2014 4:37am EST
    It is impossible to live without failing something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all. In which case you fail by default.

  11.  Hatshepsut * Hatshepsut *
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2014 4:49pm EDT
    Immature people always want to win arguments
    even at the cost of a relationship.....
    Mature ones prefer losing an argument
    just to uphold a golden relationship.

  12.  Hatshepsut * Hatshepsut *
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2014 4:45pm EDT
    Whenever you feel like giving up,
    think of all the people that would love to see you fail.

  13. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 1:47pm EDT
    Do it for the people who want to see you fail.

  14. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2014 10:29am EDT
    yala:
    you always live alone

  15. Walrus_* Walrus_*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 3:59pm EDT
    That sad moment when:
    Me: OML BUT IF WE ALL DIE THEN WHO WILL FEED THE DONKEY?
    . . .
    Me: . . . sorry wrong person. o_o
    Stranger: yeah.

  16. kissmegoodbye kissmegoodbye
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 1:22am EDT
    All these girls pull off seeming mysterious but if I try I just seem like an a$$hole.

  17. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 9:42pm EDT
    me: okay brain,
    let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
    brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA
    DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO
    CIRCUS

  18. Ever_yours Ever_yours
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 4:09pm EDT
    Don't be scared of failing, it's just one step closer to succeding!

  19. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 8:04am EDT
    I'm gonna live
    I'm gonna fly, I'm
    gonna fail, I'm
    gonna die

  20. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 11:24pm EDT
    HAVE YOU EVER FELT
    LIKE YOU DID
    EVERYTHING RIGHT
    AND IT STILL
    ALL WENT WRONG

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