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I look up my symptoms on the internet
diagnose myself with the worst possible things, and I'm convinced I'm dying



 
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I look up my symptoms on the internet diagnose myself with the

56 faves · 3 comments · Jul 31, 2013 7:34pm

Zoë*

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Zoë*


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Hale_Storm18 · 6 years ago
Once I looked up my symptoms and they were similar to the black plague so I thought I'd die.
It turns out I had MRSA, which is also deadly, so either way I could have died.

That's my irrelevant story of the day.
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Zoë* · 6 years ago
I did the same and thought I had cancer in my ovaries. Turns out I just had bad cramps.

So that's my irrelevant yet slightly disturbing story of the day.
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Hale_Storm18 · 6 years ago
Once I went to the doctor because they thought I had appendicitis and then all of a sudden they said I might have cancer in my ovaries.

Turns out I had neither.
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