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Josh: You will not eat the squirrel!
Drake: I don't want to eat him...
Josh: What are you gonna do then?
Drake: Well, I'm gonna write a note and tie it to its tail. Maybe someone will find us and get us outta here.
Josh: Yes! Cause the first thing I do when I see a squirrel is check its tail for messages.

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