Joshpeck Quotes

ghost town girl*
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November 1, 2013 7:11pm UTC

Oprah is having a yard sale tomorrow someone call Josh Peck

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sammilove8
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July 21, 2013 12:26pm UTC

Josh Peck always vines while driving. Watch out Oprah!

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dontsellyourselfshort
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July 20, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Drake: *Talking to a girl* Jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground.
Josh: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?

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dontsellyourselfshort
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July 20, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Helen: Hey bring me a hotdog.
Josh: You want me to put mustard on it?
Helen: It's not gonna put mustard on itself.
Josh: True.

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dontsellyourselfshort
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July 20, 2013 8:58pm UTC

Delivery man: Package for Josh Nichols
Josh: Thanks, have a nice day.
Delivery man: Don't tell me what to do.

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dontsellyourselfshort
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July 19, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Josh: You will not eat the squirrel!
Drake: I don't want to eat him...
Josh: What are you gonna do then?
Drake: Well, I'm gonna write a note and tie it to its tail. Maybe someone will find us and get us outta here.
Josh: Yes! Cause the first thing I do when I see a squirrel is check its tail for messages.

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July 18, 2013 12:09pm UTC

Josh: this is my worst birthday ever
Drake: why? because you ran over orprah
Josh: no because its a little humid
Josh: YES CAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH

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yourcool
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July 17, 2013 7:31pm UTC

when I was in 8th grade I switched schools
right and when I first got into class, some guy came up to me and said "oprah is my life. I love her." I had my own type of Josh Nichols in my class

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swaggin_destiny
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April 23, 2013 1:59pm UTC

Drake: You calling me a liar?
Josh: I ain't calling you a trutha!!
I miss Drake & Josh :(

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