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1. Buzz_LightYear
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2013 8:49pm UTC
   Where is the one who reaches out and tells you "Im here to save you."
   
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2. dontsellyourselfshort
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2013 9:02pm UTC
   Drake: *Talking to a girl* Jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground.
   Josh: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?
   
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3. dontsellyourselfshort
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2013 9:00pm UTC
   Helen: Hey bring me a hotdog.
   Josh: You want me to put mustard on it?
   Helen: It's not gonna put mustard on itself.
   Josh: True.
   
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4. dontsellyourselfshort
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2013 8:58pm UTC
   Delivery man: Package for Josh Nichols
   Josh: Thanks, have a nice day.
   Delivery man: Don't tell me what to do.
   
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5. dontsellyourselfshort
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2013 10:18pm UTC
   Josh: You will not eat the squirrel!
   Drake: I don't want to eat him...
   Josh: What are you gonna do then?
   Drake: Well, I'm gonna write a note and tie it to its tail. Maybe someone will find us and get us outta here.
   Josh: Yes! Cause the first thing I do when I see a squirrel is check its tail for messages.
   
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6. 伤*
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2013 12:09pm UTC
   Josh: this is my worst birthday ever
   Drake: why? because you ran over orprah
   Josh: no because its a little humid
   Josh: YES CAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH
   
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7. MyWittyProfile
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2013 9:22pm UTC
   north west
   taco bell
   arm pitt
   yup the next generation
   
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8. SisiAdelia
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2013 7:35am UTC
   Drake Bell's son shall be named Taco,
   Alicia Keys' son shall be named Car,
   and her daughter Piano
   Liam Payne shall name his daughter Period.
   well thanks a lot Kim and Kanye,
   ya *trucked* up my mind.
   look at what you've done!!
   happy?
   
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9. GabyMm
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2013 12:14am UTC
   NO DRAKE,
   I DON'T WANT THE NAME OF
   OUR FIRST KID TO BE
   TACO
   
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10. kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco"
    -Drake Bell
    
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11. UND3R
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    Kayne West naming his baby North West
    can only be topped if Drake Bell names his baby Taco.
    That's right
    Taco Bell.
    
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12. taytay8056
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    The only thing worse than Kim and Kanye naming their child North West
    would be if Drake Bell had a kid and named it Taco.
    
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13. yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    is drake bell related to taco bell
    
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14. swaggin_destiny
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    Drake: You calling me a liar?
    Josh: I ain't calling you a trutha!!
    I miss Drake & Josh :(
    
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