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When I get a dog
I'm going to name him "5 miles"
So that I can tell everyone
I walk "5 miles" every day

 
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When I get a dog I'm going to name him "5 miles"

18 faves · 4 comments · Jun 27, 2013 8:07pm

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I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
get a tortoise and call it the speed of light. tell your friends you can run faster than the speed of light!!!
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Wittygurl_4ever · 1 decade ago
I saw this on some website today. So funny though.
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xxgoaliegirlxx · 1 decade ago
yeah I saw it on iwastesomuchtime.com I thought it should be on witty

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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
cleverr ,3
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