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*Driving in the car with my brother*
brother: Do I want to kill us?
me: what?
brother:
brother:  Eh, f.ck it
brother: *pulls out his phone and starts texting while driving*
 
At least he considered the consequences.
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*Driving in the car with my brother* brother: Do I want to kill

62 faves · 4 comments · Jun 23, 2013 8:54pm

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funny · lol · weird · mylife · brother · consequences · onlyhim

Chris* · 1 decade ago
I sort of want to marry him a little bit
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
if you can get past the long hair I'll totally play match maker
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Chris* · 1 decade ago
I love you omg. Like, oh gosh I love you.
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
good, being loved is one of my favorite things to be
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