Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of
Hogwarts
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your
parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's, like, a 30% chance
ou'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your
parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great! Let's have some pumpkin
juice.
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Gryffindor for
Harry's breathing techniques
caoimhs289 · 1 decade ago
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Made my day <3