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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.
 
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
"I don’t want your d*mn lemons,
what the h*ll am I supposed to do with these?"

Demand to see life’s manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give ___ _______ lemons!
Do you know who I am!? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down...
with the lemons!
I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!


 
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life

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