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kowhyda*
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June 15, 2013 5:21pm UTC

The cake is a lie.

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queezle*
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 4:35pm UTC

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
"I don’t want your d*mn lemons,
what the h*ll am I supposed to do with these?"
Demand to see life’s manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give ___ _______ lemons!
Do you know who I am!? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down...
with the lemons!
I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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maxxvolume13
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 11:52pm UTC

But there's no use crying over every mistake

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 3:22pm UTC

GLaDOS: Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Holmes versus Moriarty … Aristotle versus MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 11:39am UTC

When life gives you
lemons,
burn people's houses down.

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skimmingthepavement
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 12:15pm UTC

When you start singing a theme from a video game,
And He starts singing along,
And when you finish you just sit there laughing your head off with him.

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skimmingthepavement
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Under the circumstances,
I've been shockingly nice

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