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WAKUD

1. WAKUD
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2013 11:51pm UTC
   You may love me but you are not
   HIM<3<3
   
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2. WAKUD
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2013 11:34pm UTC
   Pink: But i hate you, i really hate you-*me interurupting*
   Me: Fine, GTFO then! no one asked you to stay!
   
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3. WAKUD
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2013 11:16am UTC
   The biggest lie you will ever hear is when your mum/dad tells you either one is fine.
   
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4. WAKUD
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   August 9, 2013 11:14am UTC
   Nice Lady at the store: Do you want the blakc or the blue?
   Mom: Either one is fine with me
   Me: I want the black one
   Mom: *cough*
   Me: I mean the blue one.
   Mom: Great choice!
   
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5. WAKUD
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2013 5:38pm UTC
   Am i the only one who is insanely in love with adam levine?
   
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6. WAKUD
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2013 5:25pm UTC
   So, i had a dance yesterday. Here's a quick summary
   SLOW DANCING:
   Ramdom couple:*dancing*
   Me:*runs between them* KEEP IT PG
   FAST SONG:
   People: *dancing*
   Me: *yelling* You're doing it wrong!!! *proceeds to demonstate the right way*
   PHOTO BOOTH:
   Same random couple from before: Taking sweet pic
   Me: *right before the picture is taken* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs out before the flash*
   ................. I think it went pretty well :)
   
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7. WAKUD
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2013 5:02pm UTC
   Normal girl at school: on time, well dressed, flirty.
   Me at school: late, falling down, scares boys,gets sent to hallway.
   Normal girl weekend: hangs with friends, goes to mall.
   Me: i have no friends................
   
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