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Motivational Quotes

  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 9, 2019 11:34pm EDT
    Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    August 2, 2019 8:57pm EDT
    If I'm no bigger than the things that annoy me, then I'm potentially as big as whatever I annoy.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 26, 2019 9:28pm EDT
    A speaker at a motivational seminar asked me 'What would you do if you knew you could not fail?'
    I said 'Telepathically will you to ask me that question.'

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    July 19, 2019 8:07pm EDT
    William Feather said 'Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details,' though he didn't offer specifics.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 22, 2019 12:52pm EDT
    Don't say 'problem,' say 'opportunity' – it's way scarier.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 14, 2019 11:57pm EDT
    The wrong side of the tracks is on top of them.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 8, 2019 1:11am EDT
    It's all good, where 'it' ∈ {N | N = nonlethal}.

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    June 8, 2019 1:10am EDT
    Everybody line up and form an ascending spiral.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 9, 2019 2:25am EST
    You'll never win anything whining on the sidelines. You need to get out there and start whining on the field.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 9, 2019 2:24am EST
    It's OK to pick your battles, as long as you don't eat them.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 2, 2019 12:14am EST
    Be. But not necessarily in that order.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 29, 2018 4:18pm EST
    The commendability of putting your best foot forward depends entirely on what you step in.

  13. RVM RVM
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    November 1, 2018 1:35am EDT
    Problems are like Balloons. We let them Unnecessarily blow up.

  14. RVM RVM
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    October 29, 2018 2:08am EDT
    God gave us the Trees, the Breeze and the Seas. Let's not forget to pay our Fees

  15. RVM RVM
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    October 27, 2018 3:30am EDT
    No one is born with Positive Passion. This Power is Ignited by Inspiration!

  16. RVM RVM
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    October 26, 2018 1:54am EDT
    If only I had Spent my Time Spending my Money rather than just Making it, I would have died a Happier man.


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    October 25, 2018 1:39am EDT
    Happiness is a Choice…you cannot Choose what happens, but you can Choose your Reaction to it and be Happy.

  18. RVM RVM
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    October 24, 2018 1:37am EDT
    Far more than the Shield is the Pleasure I get on the field . . . the Joy of the Chase is Greater than the Result of the Race.

  19. RVM RVM
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    October 23, 2018 2:11am EDT
    Everybody has to Die. Then, why Cry? Why not open your Wings and Fly in the Sky?

  20. RVM RVM
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    October 19, 2018 2:24am EDT
    The Power of Intuition is not Magic, but pure Logic for those who let it flow from their Inspiration!

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