Motivational Quotes

TheCovertComic
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July 14, 2023 11:05pm UTC

… Then again, what doesn’t kill me???

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TheCovertComic
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January 28, 2023 3:40am UTC

If you refrain from clicking on a 'test your IQ' ad, your IQ goes up by 15 points.

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TheCovertComic
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December 24, 2022 2:05am UTC

If I really want my life to change, it’s up to me to hire a life coach to change it.

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TheCovertComic
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December 10, 2022 3:41am UTC

There are worse places to have a monkey than on your back.

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TheCovertComic
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October 29, 2022 1:01am UTC

It's what you're inside that matters.
– Motivational Quotes for Parasites

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TheCovertComic
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May 27, 2022 10:30pm UTC

All directed energy is a weapon.

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TheCovertComic
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February 12, 2022 4:40am UTC

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog it's fighting.

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TheCovertComic
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January 8, 2022 4:57pm UTC

The fact that dropped toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade.

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TheCovertComic
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November 6, 2021 3:40am UTC

You can't control everything that happens to you,
but you can control whether you write
a sappy motivational quote about it.

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TheCovertComic
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October 30, 2021 2:23pm UTC

Don't try this at home. Do this at home or do this at home not, there is no try.

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TheCovertComic
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September 11, 2021 1:06pm UTC

What I love
And what I have set free
And what I await the return of
Is me

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TheCovertComic
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September 4, 2021 4:04am UTC

If you don't levitate for something, you'll stand for everything.

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TheCovertComic
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July 3, 2021 3:27am UTC

My uncle once told me 'There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.'
I said 'To get here to see you, I took a short cut.'
My uncle pretty much leaves me alone now.

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TheCovertComic
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June 12, 2021 3:32pm UTC

The map is not the territory. The territory contains way more errors.

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alexbloodfire
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May 9, 2021 12:58pm UTC

In order to write, first you must get into the habit of writing!

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TheCovertComic
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May 1, 2021 12:53pm UTC

Carpe diem ante capit vos. (Seize the day before it seizes you.)

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TheCovertComic
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March 6, 2021 5:16pm UTC

You got this! But with effective antibiotics, you should make a full recovery within one to two weeks.

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TheCovertComic
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February 13, 2021 5:22am UTC

To me, 'problem' is just another word for opportunity. Plus, 'problem' is easier to say.

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TheCovertComic
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January 23, 2021 1:26pm UTC

Fate loves the fearless – especially with pesto.

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TheCovertComic
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December 25, 2020 8:41pm UTC

Seize the day.
Constrict the day.
Swallow the day whole.

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