TheCovertComic posted a quote
February 21, 2020 10:25pm UTC
We can't change the cards we're dealt – but we can pretend to suddenly have a seizure and collapse on top of the card table, scattering everyone's cards everywhere (though usually not more than once per card game).
TheCovertComic posted a quote
August 9, 2019 11:34pm UTC
Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.
A speaker at a motivational seminar asked me 'What would you do if you knew you could not fail?' I said 'Telepathically will you to ask me that question.'