Motivational Quotes

TheCovertComic
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May 16, 2020 4:49pm UTC

What you can't rise above, you may yet seep under.

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TheCovertComic
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May 2, 2020 2:59am UTC

Before you 'just breathe,' please be considerate and have a breath mint.

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TheCovertComic
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March 13, 2020 7:56pm UTC

'Do or do not?'
... Don't we do or do not already, pretty much all the time?

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TheCovertComic
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February 29, 2020 1:19am UTC

When fortune smiles on you, check to see if she's licking her chops.

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TheCovertComic
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February 21, 2020 10:25pm UTC

We can't change the cards we're dealt – but we can pretend to suddenly have a seizure and collapse on top of the card table, scattering everyone's cards everywhere (though usually not more than once per card game).

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TheCovertComic
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February 14, 2020 8:09pm UTC

Gazing up at the stars at night, I realize how small and insignificant my problems aren't. – Galactic Emperor Palpatine

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TheCovertComic
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December 7, 2019 8:19am UTC

Don't tell me the way, I can find it myself. (But please tell me the way to the way.)

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TheCovertComic
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November 27, 2019 9:10pm UTC

In the face of adversity, be a big fat zit.

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TheCovertComic
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November 22, 2019 5:45pm UTC

You can't control what happens to you, but you can control your rate of return fire.

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TheCovertComic
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August 9, 2019 11:34pm UTC

Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.

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TheCovertComic
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August 2, 2019 8:57pm UTC

If I'm no bigger than the things that annoy me, then I'm potentially as big as whatever I annoy.

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TheCovertComic
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July 26, 2019 9:28pm UTC

A speaker at a motivational seminar asked me 'What would you do if you knew you could not fail?'
I said 'Telepathically will you to ask me that question.'

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TheCovertComic
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July 19, 2019 8:07pm UTC

William Feather said 'Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details,' though he didn't offer specifics.

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TheCovertComic
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June 22, 2019 12:52pm UTC

Don't say 'problem,' say 'opportunity' – it's way scarier.

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TheCovertComic
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June 14, 2019 11:57pm UTC

The wrong side of the tracks is on top of them.

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TheCovertComic
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June 8, 2019 1:11am UTC

It's all good, where 'it' ∈ {N | N = nonlethal}.