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1. TheCovertComic
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   January 23, 2021 1:26pm UTC
   Fate loves the fearless – especially with pesto.
   
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2. TheCovertComic
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   December 25, 2020 8:41pm UTC
   Seize the day.
   Constrict the day.
   Swallow the day whole.
   
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3. TheCovertComic
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   October 17, 2020 4:04pm UTC
   We're all hardened structures, but some of us have a greater blast pressure per square centimeter resistance ratio.
   
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4. TheCovertComic
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   September 19, 2020 6:33am UTC
   Throxymoron n. A three-way oxymoron (ex. 'work-life balance').
   
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5. TheCovertComic
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   September 19, 2020 6:30am UTC
   Whatever doesn't kill me – on the contrary, whatever has more than once saved my life.
   
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6. TheCovertComic
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   August 29, 2020 2:13pm UTC
   Today, as in the past, a successful career requires sacrifice. And today, as in the past, there's usually a maiden and a volcano involved.
   
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7. TheCovertComic
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   August 15, 2020 2:02am UTC
   Letter to My Younger Self.
   Dear younger self: That idea you had ten minutes ago to write a letter to your younger self was totally sappy.
   
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8. TheCovertComic
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   May 16, 2020 4:49pm UTC
   What you can't rise above, you may yet seep under.
   
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9. TheCovertComic
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   May 2, 2020 2:59am UTC
   Before you 'just breathe,' please be considerate and have a breath mint.
   
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10. TheCovertComic
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    March 13, 2020 7:56pm UTC
    'Do or do not?'
    ... Don't we do or do not already, pretty much all the time?
    
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11. TheCovertComic
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    February 29, 2020 1:19am UTC
    When fortune smiles on you, check to see if she's licking her chops.
    
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12. TheCovertComic
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    February 21, 2020 10:25pm UTC
    We can't change the cards we're dealt – but we can pretend to suddenly have a seizure and collapse on top of the card table, scattering everyone's cards everywhere (though usually not more than once per card game).
    
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13. TheCovertComic
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    February 14, 2020 8:09pm UTC
    Gazing up at the stars at night, I realize how small and insignificant my problems aren't. – Galactic Emperor Palpatine
    
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14. TheCovertComic
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    December 7, 2019 8:19am UTC
    Don't tell me the way, I can find it myself. (But please tell me the way to the way.)
    
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15. TheCovertComic
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    November 27, 2019 9:10pm UTC
    In the face of adversity, be a big fat zit.
    
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16. TheCovertComic
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    November 22, 2019 5:45pm UTC
    You can't control what happens to you, but you can control your rate of return fire.
    
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17. TheCovertComic
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    August 9, 2019 11:34pm UTC
    Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.
    
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18. TheCovertComic
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    August 2, 2019 8:57pm UTC
    If I'm no bigger than the things that annoy me, then I'm potentially as big as whatever I annoy.
    
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19. TheCovertComic
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    July 26, 2019 9:28pm UTC
    A speaker at a motivational seminar asked me 'What would you do if you knew you could not fail?'
    I said 'Telepathically will you to ask me that question.'
    
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20. TheCovertComic
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    July 19, 2019 8:07pm UTC
    William Feather said 'Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details,' though he didn't offer specifics.
    
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