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1. TheCovertComic
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   July 14, 2023 11:05pm UTC
   … Then again, what doesn’t kill me???
   
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2. TheCovertComic
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   January 28, 2023 3:40am UTC
   If you refrain from clicking on a 'test your IQ' ad, your IQ goes up by 15 points.
   
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3. TheCovertComic
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   December 24, 2022 2:05am UTC
   If I really want my life to change, it’s up to me to hire a life coach to change it.
   
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4. TheCovertComic
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   December 10, 2022 3:41am UTC
   There are worse places to have a monkey than on your back.
   
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5. TheCovertComic
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   October 29, 2022 1:01am UTC
   It's what you're inside that matters.
   – Motivational Quotes for Parasites
   
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6. TheCovertComic
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   May 27, 2022 10:30pm UTC
   All directed energy is a weapon.
   
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7. TheCovertComic
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   February 12, 2022 4:40am UTC
   It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog it's fighting.
   
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8. TheCovertComic
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   January 8, 2022 4:57pm UTC
   The fact that dropped toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade.
   
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9. TheCovertComic
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   November 6, 2021 3:40am UTC
   You can't control everything that happens to you,
   but you can control whether you write
   a sappy motivational quote about it.
   
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10. TheCovertComic
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    October 30, 2021 2:23pm UTC
    Don't try this at home. Do this at home or do this at home not, there is no try.
    
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11. TheCovertComic
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    September 11, 2021 1:06pm UTC
    What I love
    And what I have set free
    And what I await the return of
    Is me
    
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12. TheCovertComic
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    September 4, 2021 4:04am UTC
    If you don't levitate for something, you'll stand for everything.
    
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13. TheCovertComic
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    July 3, 2021 3:27am UTC
    My uncle once told me 'There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.'
    I said 'To get here to see you, I took a short cut.'
    My uncle pretty much leaves me alone now.
    
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14. TheCovertComic
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    June 12, 2021 3:32pm UTC
    The map is not the territory. The territory contains way more errors.
    
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15. alexbloodfire
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    May 9, 2021 12:58pm UTC
    In order to write, first you must get into the habit of writing!
    
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16. TheCovertComic
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    May 1, 2021 12:53pm UTC
    Carpe diem ante capit vos. (Seize the day before it seizes you.)
    
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17. TheCovertComic
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    March 6, 2021 5:16pm UTC
    You got this! But with effective antibiotics, you should make a full recovery within one to two weeks.
    
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18. TheCovertComic
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    February 13, 2021 5:22am UTC
    To me, 'problem' is just another word for opportunity. Plus, 'problem' is easier to say.
    
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19. TheCovertComic
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    January 23, 2021 1:26pm UTC
    Fate loves the fearless – especially with pesto.
    
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20. TheCovertComic
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    December 25, 2020 8:41pm UTC
    Seize the day.
    Constrict the day.
    Swallow the day whole.
    
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