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Motivational Quotes

  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2022 4:57pm UTC
    The fact that dropped toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2021 3:40am UTC
    You can't control everything that happens to you,
    but you can control whether you write
    a sappy motivational quote about it.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2021 2:23pm UTC
    Don't try this at home. Do this at home or do this at home not, there is no try.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2021 1:06pm UTC
    What I love
    And what I have set free
    And what I await the return of
    Is me

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2021 4:04am UTC
    If you don't levitate for something, you'll stand for everything.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2021 3:27am UTC
    My uncle once told me 'There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.'
    I said 'To get here to see you, I took a short cut.'
    My uncle pretty much leaves me alone now.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2021 3:32pm UTC
    The map is not the territory. The territory contains way more errors.

  8. alexbloodfire alexbloodfire
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2021 12:58pm UTC
    In order to write, first you must get into the habit of writing!

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2021 12:53pm UTC
    Carpe diem ante capit vos. (Seize the day before it seizes you.)

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2021 5:16pm UTC
    You got this! But with effective antibiotics, you should make a full recovery within one to two weeks.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2021 5:22am UTC
    To me, 'problem' is just another word for opportunity. Plus, 'problem' is easier to say.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2021 1:26pm UTC
    Fate loves the fearless – especially with pesto.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2020 8:41pm UTC
    Seize the day.
    Constrict the day.
    Swallow the day whole.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2020 4:04pm UTC
    We're all hardened structures, but some of us have a greater blast pressure per square centimeter resistance ratio.

  15. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2020 6:33am UTC
    Throxymoron n. A three-way oxymoron (ex. 'work-life balance').

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2020 6:30am UTC
    Whatever doesn't kill me – on the contrary, whatever has more than once saved my life.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2020 2:13pm UTC
    Today, as in the past, a successful career requires sacrifice. And today, as in the past, there's usually a maiden and a volcano involved.

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2020 2:02am UTC
    Letter to My Younger Self.
    Dear younger self: That idea you had ten minutes ago to write a letter to your younger self was totally sappy.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2020 4:49pm UTC
    What you can't rise above, you may yet seep under.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2020 2:59am UTC
    Before you 'just breathe,' please be considerate and have a breath mint.

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