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1. TheCovertComic
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   May 27, 2022 10:30pm UTC
   All directed energy is a weapon.
   
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2. TheCovertComic
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   February 12, 2022 4:40am UTC
   It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog it's fighting.
   
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3. TheCovertComic
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   January 8, 2022 4:57pm UTC
   The fact that dropped toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade.
   
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4. TheCovertComic
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   November 6, 2021 3:40am UTC
   You can't control everything that happens to you,
   but you can control whether you write
   a sappy motivational quote about it.
   
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5. TheCovertComic
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   October 30, 2021 2:23pm UTC
   Don't try this at home. Do this at home or do this at home not, there is no try.
   
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6. TheCovertComic
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   September 11, 2021 1:06pm UTC
   What I love
   And what I have set free
   And what I await the return of
   Is me
   
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7. TheCovertComic
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   September 4, 2021 4:04am UTC
   If you don't levitate for something, you'll stand for everything.
   
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8. TheCovertComic
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   July 3, 2021 3:27am UTC
   My uncle once told me 'There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.'
   I said 'To get here to see you, I took a short cut.'
   My uncle pretty much leaves me alone now.
   
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9. TheCovertComic
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   June 12, 2021 3:32pm UTC
   The map is not the territory. The territory contains way more errors.
   
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10. alexbloodfire
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    May 9, 2021 12:58pm UTC
    In order to write, first you must get into the habit of writing!
    
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11. TheCovertComic
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    May 1, 2021 12:53pm UTC
    Carpe diem ante capit vos. (Seize the day before it seizes you.)
    
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12. TheCovertComic
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    March 6, 2021 5:16pm UTC
    You got this! But with effective antibiotics, you should make a full recovery within one to two weeks.
    
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13. TheCovertComic
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    February 13, 2021 5:22am UTC
    To me, 'problem' is just another word for opportunity. Plus, 'problem' is easier to say.
    
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14. TheCovertComic
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    January 23, 2021 1:26pm UTC
    Fate loves the fearless – especially with pesto.
    
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15. TheCovertComic
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    December 25, 2020 8:41pm UTC
    Seize the day.
    Constrict the day.
    Swallow the day whole.
    
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16. TheCovertComic
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    October 17, 2020 4:04pm UTC
    We're all hardened structures, but some of us have a greater blast pressure per square centimeter resistance ratio.
    
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17. TheCovertComic
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    September 19, 2020 6:33am UTC
    Throxymoron n. A three-way oxymoron (ex. 'work-life balance').
    
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18. TheCovertComic
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    September 19, 2020 6:30am UTC
    Whatever doesn't kill me – on the contrary, whatever has more than once saved my life.
    
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19. TheCovertComic
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    August 29, 2020 2:13pm UTC
    Today, as in the past, a successful career requires sacrifice. And today, as in the past, there's usually a maiden and a volcano involved.
    
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20. TheCovertComic
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    August 15, 2020 2:02am UTC
    Letter to My Younger Self.
    Dear younger self: That idea you had ten minutes ago to write a letter to your younger self was totally sappy.
    
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