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My mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked,
"Am I relatively straight?" and I said, "I think that's something you need to decide for yourself." and she told me to walk home.

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My mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked,

253 faves · 1 comments · May 18, 2013 11:36pm

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funny · tumblr · straight · parking

TumblrPatrol · 1 decade ago
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My mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked,

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funny · tumblr · straight · parking