A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who
lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son,where were you today during school
hours?
Son: At school *Robot slaps
son*
Son: OK,I went to the movies.
Dad: Which one ?
Son: Toy Story *Robot slaps Son again*
Son: OK,it was Day with a P.rn star.
Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what p.rn
was!
*Robot slaps Dad*
Mom: HAHA ! after all he's your son. *Robot slaps
Mom*
